“I was once inspecting a shipment at a warehouse when I thought I could let out a fart. Plastic bean bag with a fart slapping at it.” Worst idea ever! As I sat down, I let out a huge one. “I was sitting and chilling at my workstation and decided to sit on the bean bag after lunch. In the heat of the moment, I let out a 10-second-long loud fart and kept saying, ‘It isn’t me!’ I still work there” I knew I was about to fart and I grew extremely nervous.
“I still remember that day, it was the single most awkward day of my life. I don’t even want to think what someone may have seen.” Later I realised there’s a CCTV camera in the room. So, I went into the conference room and let out the loudest fart. It was urgent but I didn’t want to do it at my work station. But that clever thing came running towards me and started smelling my bum!” Now you must know that silent farts can often be the worst! Well, I let out one and blamed it on the dog. It is the best thing ever, but I did something that I am not proud of. “Off late there’s a new culture at work where we have a dog. When I finished talking, I turned around to go backstage. “I was on an exchange programme in Geneva and I was invited on stage to talk about global warming at my host school. One kid actually came up to me and said, ‘Miss take a bath with nice smelling soap, it will help!’ I wanted to bury my head in the ground!” It was pretty bad and there were some intense reactions. “I am a kindergarten teacher and once I accidentally let out an involuntary fart that my students heard.
If it is that regular, then imagine what all fart stories at work are there to be read! Why should you nasty little creep go searching for them? I have assembled it all for you! Give it a go! It is an uncomfortable thought for all and the idea of everyone farting through the day is horrible! I mean an average person farts about 15 times per day. Farting is the way of life I've henced addressed the elephant in the room.
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